May 04 2007
What You Don’t Want to Hear from Your Belayer
More climbing humour…
WHAT YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR FROM YOUR BELAYER:
“You climbing ont he blue or red rope?”
“Jesus Christ!” or “Oh F***” and similar profanity.
“~zzz~zzz~zzz cough, cough… zzzzzz”
Nothing!
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| Out for lunch |
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And just when you’re at the big crux:
“You’re off belay!”
“Man, this rope needs to be retired.”
His problems with his spouse about climbing.
“There’s a snake in that crack just above you!”
A big roar and heavy footsteps hurrying up a tree.
“Man, I’ve got the gri-gri on backwards.”
“Man, this reverso is confusing me.”
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